Closer To Heaven

  A couple of days a ago, I was feeling tired after a night of movie marathon with some of my pals. I was actually planning to pack my stuff and head back to KL but I couldnt’ resist the temptation calling me, the "BED". So I decided after an incident three months back, I wasn’t an expert driving with my eyes close.

Two hours into my sleep, the phone rang. I was very tired and could hardly focus my head that I actually bumped my head to the door. Since I was the only person at home that afternoon, I preset my mind to answer the phone and just say " Not around".

Myself: Hello?

The Lady: Hello, can I speak to Mr. Wang?

Myself: Not around!

At that moment, I knew I answered wrongly and thought she would just take it as it is. I thought wrong.

The Lady: Oh okay, where did he go? Does he have a HP number?

Myself: Oh no no!.. No phone..

The Lady: May I know what time will he be back?

Myself: Who you looking for again?

The Lady: err..Mr Wang?

Myself: Mr Wang or Mrs. Wang?

Knowingly there’s no such Wangs here..

The Lady: Mr. Wang..

Myself: Oh..No Mr. Wang here..

The Lady: Yea yea I know.. I want to know what time will he be back?

Myself: I dont think you understand. You called wrong number, no Mr. Wang here.

Now the lady was shocked and annoyed..

The Lady: I thought you said he went out.

Myself: I’m sorry no such person here..

The Lady: But you just told me he went out..

Feeling really annoyed myself and delayed further from my sleep..

Myself: I’m sorry but Whatever it is..You called the wrong number.

Then I hang up… And went back to my room, thinking about the conversation and giggled myself to sleep.

  So WHATEVER it is.. If you ever call, and hear my sleepy voice. Never ask for Adrian, I might just say " Not Around"..