Closer To Heaven

  Recently I have found myself a little aimless. Everything isnt right, every small issue irritates me. I find myself longing for something which I cant understand and this leads to frustrations. I’m not sure why but I feel like i’m walking alone in life. Initially I thought it was the sudden loneliness since I’m staying in a dead town but even when I go out with friends for a late night chat I still feel something is not right. I used to set goals in life. When my checklist has all been ticked, i thought I would be luckiest guy on earth but it isnt. I find myself much worst than before. Its as if I have run out of ideas of what to do in life.

  Every morning i wake up with crazy ideas like going up to Genting to have my breakfast which is approx. 80km away. I only find myself satisfied sitting in my office. When its time to leave I will always drag myself home because I know there’s nothing waiting for me back home. Or have become what my instructor warned me, to not be a control freak? I feel like I’m losing control over my life.a

  I need to get a solution quick. I think I need to find my spot in life. I need to figure out whats there in life for me. Basically, I need a vacation to recover from my bitter sweet 2008. Since I started work, I’ve been an emotionless robot. Everything on ground seems so unreal. I need to wake up to reality, cry and laugh for the forgotten 2008. I need to welcome 2009 with excitement.

Just when I bet nothing exciting could possibly happen on my off day, I was proven wrong. I find this incident scary yet funny. Happy reading..

Woke up late in the morning after a LONG night sitting in the “office”, keeping my mouth shut for 7 solid hours which is also a miracle. “Boss” was good personally even bought me dinner but extremely quiet which I felt like I was sitting alone in the dark “office”. I spend hours looking at the moon hoping to see if a cow could jump over it like in the movies. I did everything I could possibly do in a small office. I was dead bored to the extend even a slight turbulence actually excites me. But then again it was better getting a quiet boss then an ^%##%$#%$ one..

So when to have my breakfast alone this time since none of my housemaid was around. Had my long forgotten wanton mee before heading to the cybercafe cuz I couldnt think of anything else to do. Was too lazy to go window shopping because I know I will end up with a bunch of things I dont need. Sat down initially thinking I was just going to be there for half an hour or so. So I logon to the msn while playing game which was a little unusual since I wasnt there to chat anyway. Played this game called attack on pearl harbour, some dogfight game. Was pretty good, somehow a little challenging which excites me. I must hunt for this CD. Got hooked on for 4hrs eventually, when my mum called to check my position. I totally forgot about helping to clean the house to rent out.

So I was speeding all the way back to KL in the rain. Since it is raining season, I bought this liquid call RAINX. Cool stuff, apply it on the windscreen and you can speed away in the rain without even using your wipers. Initially was a little doubtful about not using the wipers but after a couple of minutes of flying in the heavy rain at 110km/hr, I was laughing at all those using their wipers. Those water droplets zoom passed the windscreen as if I was going lightspeed in space with the stars zooming pass.

Its always a pleasure to clean up the room after years of untouch dust piled up. You find those long lost “treasure” you thought were long gone. Was cleaning the a/c filter when suddenly an unknown phone number pops up on the screen. Was one of my girlfriend, I guess new phone number. “Hey, QWE here. Are you online??” she asked with her cheerful tone. First thing that hit my head was I forgot about buying prezzie for her from China. “No.” was my short reply with sweat dropping intoo my eyes. Then she starts to sound alittle weird saying she had just received a disturbing message from me. Now my head went overclock and heated up cuz I last chatted with her a week back. The pain in eyes went away. I was thinking did I accidently send her some message meant for someone else. So in those few seconds my head was doing flash back on all topic chatted for the pass few days. Nothing seem to be disturbing even though it was for someone else. Now it got me worried. So I asked when did she received it. “a few minutes ago, and its very disturbing” now totally changed tone sounded more worried. So I asked her what was it regarding. “You asked about my size?”. By now I thought she was just playing around and give a hint. I was thinking maybe a T-shirt for present??..You see i’m in a christmas mood now.. “What size?” I asked. “It’s very disturbing, you asked me about my bra size..”. At that very moment my loose jaw almost touch the sink. “WHAT?? That cannot be me..” this time it was a no brainer.. You see I admit I’m very open minded nowadays, I can be cheeky at some times might be crazy too but I’m not stupid or a jerk. I still have my respect to all my ladies. I would never ask about S.A.W.( Size, Age, Weight) to any lady..VERY sensitive issue..Bra size?? C’mon thats disgraceful. Now it got me worried too.. So I explained my laptop is not turn on cause I was looking at it(it was packed nicely in the bag with the batteries out and the other com which can be used to login into my account was at my new place. I thought she might had the wrong guy until she asked for me email address which is correct. Then it was very obvious to me that someone has log into my acc. Assured her that it wasnt me and told her to ignore all the messages from the acc. After that I remembered my visit to the cybercafe in the morning. Must have forgotten to sign out. I have always thought the computers was always reset everytime a new user used it. Guess I thought wrong again. When mum saw I was abit annoyed, I told her the story. Well every cleaning activity stalled straight away with mum getting tense up too. Called all my computer wizards for advice, and one of them even confirmed that he had seen “me” online with the status BUSY 50 mins earlier. The moron has been using my acc for at least 50mins and only heavens knows how much more damage done by that person.

Therefore I thought to save it from more damage since i’m not a computer expert, I’ve deleted all my emails, contacts and lastly the acc itself. So yeap michaeljosh85 is no more..Initially I was afraid that some confidential emails might have been abused or even worst friends being harassed.Well this incident was an eye opening that nothing is safe in the cyber world, make a careless mistake and others will abuse it. But it was also an eye opening that I have friends that knows me well enough. It was somehow a testing ground on how much do my friends know me. Now to think of the initial question asked if I was online proves that she doubted I was the one in the very first place. If this was test you have passed with flying colours. Thank you for the trust, girl. Glad to have a good friend like you. Dont worry your prezzie will come..Hahaa..

Now got to get my new acc up and running.. Will inform of the new address once it’s up and running…

Till then peace out…

Dear Kong,

  It’s been a week since you’ve gone back to our Creator, but it felt like it was just yesterday I was talking to you. Your voice still lingers freshly in my mind. I was taught that every man will go back to The Creator, but I never thought the day will come for you to go. I have always thought you were the strongest person alive, because you used to boast you could lift up a lorry and say: “Kong-kong kuat macam Malik Noor”. 

Kong, I’ll always try to remember your words and advise because I have seen those advises to be true. Today I’ve the opportunity to spend my own hard earned money with pride and joy because you’d always said: “Drian, belajar rajin-rajin nanti baru ada duit untuk enjoy.”  

Kong, It felt like it was just yesterday you brought me to the market to help you out. I will always remember that day because I came home smelling like your fishes. Although that was my first experience selling fishes, but it’s an experience not many children could brag about. Because noone could tell I would had sold houses years later to earn a living.

Kong, I know not many grandfathers are as proud of their grandchildren like you. I know you have been very proud of each and every one of your children and grandchildren. I remember those times you were proud of me wearing my military cadet uniform that you actually took a photo just to show your friends in your work place. You were humble but you were definately proud of us.

Kong, I would remember those days I used to tease you of your belly when I was a kid. I think I wont forget that since I have now my own to laugh at. You will always ask me if I wanted to be a pilot, and my answer was always a firm yes. Then after you will not fail to tease me that if I dont study hard I’ll fly the passenger in another direction.

Kong, I was always very comfortable with you around because I know you will always meet my needs. Everything I ever wanted you will try your best to search and buy for me. Yes I was happily spoilt by you. I will always ask when you will be leaving everytime you’ve just arrived to visit us, just to count my days I have spending enjoyable time with you.

Kong, you were very independent and thought us how not to burden others. You would always give to others even though you dont have much. You have always taught us not to fight but to forgive others even we were hurt. To help other and not hold grudges are your teaching I hope to learn and never forget.

Kong, I’m sorry I came back late. Because I never thought I would see you on the bed. I thought I could finally bring you out for a movie like you used to bring me when i was a kid. I never thought you would end up in the ward since it was just days I called to ask of you.

Kong, sorry I could hardly call your name. I couldnt find my voice and couldnt stop my tears when I heard they have given up on you. The sight of your suffering breaks my heart. My faith was too tiny to pull myself to believe that you would walk out of the ward again. But I was glad I could hold on to your warm hands and touch your forehead for the last time and comfort you reminding you of the Christ that has been there. I am relieved you gave me the chance to say Goodbye even though it was the hardest thing for me to say.

 Kong, I never thought the day I planned to bring you around with my first pay was the day of your passing. When I first got the news I was already expecting because deep in my heart I felt you have left us. I tried to put up a strong front but I was only cheating myself. The minute I saw your picture I couldnt hold my tears. It was your picture you have loved so much.

Kong,  as the eldest of your grandchildren I thought I was the strongest, but when all the younger ones cried heaven and earth I knew what we have just lost, again I could only look away to hold my tears.

Amazing Grace was my favorite song since young, but to sing it during your funeral was the saddest time of my life. I could hardly finish the song this time.

Kong, I know you will never get to read this. This is to show the world how much you meant to us. What a great man you were. This is to thank God for giving the greatest gift which is to have you in my life.

All those sweet memories stubbornly plays around me and I hope they’ll never leave me.

Kong, this will just be a temporary separation and I’ll always keep you and your teachings deep within my heart. And once again thank you for pouring your infinite love for us. We love you too…

To My Greatest Grandfather,my “Malik Noor”, “Good Night and See you in the Morning..”

Special Thanks to :

• all friends and families that have sent their condolence, although I think i didnt reply.
• Calvary Charismatic Church, Kota Kinabalu. For their ever ready support for us during this grief time.
• Tiong Hua Parlour.
• Coronary Care Unit, Queen Elizabeth for their support and care.

HARLO Evibudi.. Finally got a chance to blog a few sentence since i started back my training. YEs I got a job now. I’m no longer sitting at home rotting nor talking to the ceiling or the tv. I have a decent job where i can still see pweety pweety girls everyday. Well started with the company since June and so far training has been crazy and mad. GOne were the days I could sleep early and wake up late(hibernation), nowadays its almost unheard of that i get a decent 6 hrs sleep. Ground training is finally over after a hectic 2 months. Two weeks of fix base simulator and another two weeks of high tech full flight simulator(FFS) CAT D. Simulator was so real that i had my jaws open the entire first day of FFS. I couldnt believe the graphic or the motion created by the sim. I just sat in the whole session admiring the system rather than doing my job. Lucky the boss wasnt there. Its just amazing.Just landed my real jet about two days back. Some people ask me what is the feeling of landing a multimillion jet, my answer is I dont feel any difference. The feeling is the same as landing a four seater prop-plane. I didnt get all excited through the whole session partly because my mind was still thinking I was in the Simulator rather than Uncle Tony real jet. Had a chance to observe a flight last Sunday( Yes I skipped Church, wuahahahahaha) to Tawau. Again at somtimes my mind was still stuck in the simulator that I got disorientated not because the capt did a loop or watsoever but just because there was cabin crew coming in to the cockpit politely asking us if we needed any drinks. Now that part training dept never simulated..hehe. Even after landing in Tawau, i was so engrossed with the amount of paper work that needed to be done during 25mins turnaround that i forgot again we have actually landed in east malaysia. Only realise my TRUE position on the face of the Earth, just as we were going back to KUL then telling myself "Wow I’m back in East Malaysia". So yes, after 10 sessions of the incredible simulator your mind just forgot the real world. Had a shock of my life during my flight to Tawau. I have heard stories that many passenger are first time flyers and they do all kind of funny things since the airline gives cheap flights. Being on my first time flight on my own airline, I too felt a little funny working with an airline i have never flew with before. My instructor once told me to inform the cabin crew if we ever wanted to use the toilet so they will check the toilet first before we go in so tht we dont get unnecessary surprises. Well I thought i was smart and ignored the advice since i could check is the toilet is unoccupied from the cockpit system. I excused myself during the long cruise and headed for the toilet. Of course I had other motives besides going to the toilet. I wanted to check out the cabin crew at work..haha..Im only human.. When my eyes was lock on to the crew my hand was already holding the toilet door handle. As I pull open the door and turn towards the toilet I almost shouted. i thought I had saw a ghost on flight. There was someone inside urinating. Quickly shut the door and look towards the passenger. Some of them were already smiling at me. Then only I remembered my instructors advice. After doing wht i had intended to do myself, I headed back to cockpit smiling and told my senior about it. We were all laughing. Really I can now prepare myslef futher for any extra surprises/ adventures in the skies with the new company. Okay gotta go back to studies and flight prep, flying over to East Malaysia again. This time I will try to keep up with the real world. And hope to meet a pweety girl in the toilet…hehehe

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To ensure the continued high levels of safety and service for my family, my
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for Position of Direct Entry Wife

• Legally sane.
• A good sense of humor.
• Loyal
• Have a great smile.
• Not more than 25 years of age and NOT below 18 years.
• Minimum height of 160cm and Max. of 170cm.
• Able to converse reasonably well in English and
       Bahasa

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• Must have at least some fashion sense.
• Not color blind.
• Not racist.
• Will not cry just for fun or to attract attention.
• Able to communicate about problems by not using
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• Able to decide which restaurant to eat.
• Able to cook a reasonably good dish.
• Able to handle house chores without complains.
• Independent and also must be a good team player when
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• Able to manage finances.
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HEy guys.. I’m BACK!!

  Just Graduated last week and at the moment rotting at home. You will also see lots of blogs for the next few weeks since I’ll be damn free and bored again, sitting at home. YES YES!! Of course I’m still Alive, although some of you wish i was dead.HAHA..Not gonna HAPPEN DUDE!! So yeah! WHo’s up for movie marathon??

  Since I’m stuck here in Malacca with all the dudes gone back to their comfy homes, I’ve decided to again spend my lonely evening blogging about nonsense. Well this week I’ve seen a few friends graduate from the academy. Now with the Academy trying to speedup our progress, more friends are leaving by the week. It is now more quiet in the academy with less "monkeys" around. Just realising that my batch is now the seniors. We are already "oldies" or in other term "LEGENDS".. GOne were the days I can refer to some seniors for advice and tips on which instructor is more easy going and which is to be avoided at all cost. Plus my list of prank victims has shrink drastically. I have now less victims to choose from.

  Guess this is life. Everybody has to move on. There’s always so many roads to choose from in life. Of the 22 years of breathing, i have learned much about parting with friends and people which i guess everybody would. The people i know, comes and goes like the clouds and winds. Having a dad that requires me to move around when i was a kid, actually showed me the "world" alot. I sometimes envy people that have friends from kindergardens and primary school. As the time spend building friendship during this period of time has always been long lasting ones. I in the other hand, have very few to boast about. Now I cant even remember their names with images of their faces rapidly fading away.

  With my own graduation day just around the corner, i again face the same situation I hated the most. GoodBYES. Even though I know the line of work I’m heading to is a very small "world" and chances of working together is very high, but theres always a feeling of not wanting to take chances of losing friends. Initially before i started in the academy, i had set my goals and stand my ground of joining XXX company. But then after making friends and realising that most of them are going to join YYY company, I have my doubts. Since young i have been very confident of what i want and get what i want. But now i do not know where i stand if i was to given opportunity by both companies. To join a good (well at least good in the sense of having a fantastic future) company or to join all my friends (with all the wacky dudes around).. So i think now only time will tell regarding my final decision and hopefully it’ll be the right one…..

  Started the day as usual. Going to school just to show my face before dissappearing into the crowd. The weather was pretty nice and "chilly" during the morning with some drizzles here and there. So after a few hours of wait for the A320 briefing, it was finally cancelled for some reason not explained. I, myself with two other buddies decided to leave school early and go for a walk at Mahkota Parade and the newly build Dataran Pahlawan.
  With the initial intention of just going there to shop for a pair of shoes and have lunch, we ended up being there for 5 hours. Now what can three boys possibly do for 5 hours?
  Had to top-up our hungry stomach. So we headed towards  PizzA HUT for late Lunch. Pizza was reasonable, but service was extremely slow. and the cheese on the bread stick SMELLS like it was rotten. Then we where back to our mission of getting Capt Cicak his raya shoes.And I thought girls were the only species that cant make up their mind in deciding which shoes to choose. Well guess Cicak wasnt all that MANLY afterall..HEhehe
  After one hour of hunting none stop for the "invisible" shoes. I suggested something we have never done before. Something which only people which have extremely thick face will do. I suggested we tried all the never-could-afford shirt, pants or whatever we could see that was PRICEY. Well the only way to decribe the feeling is I felt RICH. Not RICh RICH…PUT FILTHY RICH…Initially we started off a bit shy, but later we warmed up to pace..I tried on shirts that I never dared trying before because of extremely, non-sensible pricing. We tried shirt after shirt like no ones business (well i still pity the workers for having to hang the clothes back later).  From looking very casual to looking very formal, from looking very macho to looking like a gay @$#@$&$#. Oh now I know how it feels like to be a model.
  So after four hours of just acting rich, we supported the malls by buying a shirt that we could afford (only RM28) and a expensive shoe for Capt Cical golden leg (ONLY RM 199) . In conclusion of the day trip, our three lesson learned (rombongan sambil belajar) for the day is:
1.EVERY SHIRT LOOKS NICE IF IT IS FITTED ON THE RIGHT BODY.
2.FEMALE CLOTHES ARE MUCH CHEAPER THAN MALE CLOTHES.
3.THE THREE OF US NEED TO SHED SOME POUNDS…
  I would like to THANK Mahkota Parade and Dataran Pahlawan for "providing" us this great experience. ANd to all the FANTASTIC staff there, THANKS you all for providing your  service with a "smile"….HAHAHAHAHA

CHEERS

Hey Guys, WASSUP? JUst felt like sharing what I recently read in a forum.

The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans

1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.

2. BadAir: We’re Amtrak with wings.

3. Join our frequent near-miss program.

4. On flights, every section is a smoking section.

5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

6. Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin.

7. Are our jet engines too noisy? Don’t worry. We’ll turn them off.

8. Complimentary champagne during free-fall.

9. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

10. The kids will love our inflatable slides.

11. If you think it’s so easy, get your own plane!

12. Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?

13. Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.

14. BadAir: We may be landing on your street.

15. BadAir: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

16. Bring a bathing suit.

17. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.

18. That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots.

19. Fly BadAir and enjoy a free two-week hospital stay on us.

20. BadAir: A real man lands where he wants to
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Real flight announcements

Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane…"

Pilot - "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land … it’s a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affects the flight pattern."

And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced: "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as Hell everything has shifted."

From a Southwest Airlines employee…. "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised. In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with two small children, decide now which one you love more.

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."

"As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

"Last one off the plane must clean it."

And from the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry …Unfortunately none of them are on this flight…!

Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what ya’ll are thinking. I’m here to tell you it wasn’t the airline’s fault, it wasn’t the pilot’s fault, it wasn’t the flight attendants’ fault…..it was the asphalt!"

Another flight Attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we’ll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.

Part of a Flight Attendant’s arrival announcement: "We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of us here at US Airways."

  A couple of days a ago, I was feeling tired after a night of movie marathon with some of my pals. I was actually planning to pack my stuff and head back to KL but I couldnt’ resist the temptation calling me, the "BED". So I decided after an incident three months back, I wasn’t an expert driving with my eyes close.

Two hours into my sleep, the phone rang. I was very tired and could hardly focus my head that I actually bumped my head to the door. Since I was the only person at home that afternoon, I preset my mind to answer the phone and just say " Not around".

Myself: Hello?

The Lady: Hello, can I speak to Mr. Wang?

Myself: Not around!

At that moment, I knew I answered wrongly and thought she would just take it as it is. I thought wrong.

The Lady: Oh okay, where did he go? Does he have a HP number?

Myself: Oh no no!.. No phone..

The Lady: May I know what time will he be back?

Myself: Who you looking for again?

The Lady: err..Mr Wang?

Myself: Mr Wang or Mrs. Wang?

Knowingly there’s no such Wangs here..

The Lady: Mr. Wang..

Myself: Oh..No Mr. Wang here..

The Lady: Yea yea I know.. I want to know what time will he be back?

Myself: I dont think you understand. You called wrong number, no Mr. Wang here.

Now the lady was shocked and annoyed..

The Lady: I thought you said he went out.

Myself: I’m sorry no such person here..

The Lady: But you just told me he went out..

Feeling really annoyed myself and delayed further from my sleep..

Myself: I’m sorry but Whatever it is..You called the wrong number.

Then I hang up… And went back to my room, thinking about the conversation and giggled myself to sleep.

  So WHATEVER it is.. If you ever call, and hear my sleepy voice. Never ask for Adrian, I might just say " Not Around"..